Friday, August 01, 2008

Christ, they'll be "discovering" cheating next

The Paper of Record "discovers" what anybody who deals with arrested-adolescent college males already knows:

research has identified a surprising risk factor for bad behavior — college. Men who attend college are more likely to commit property crimes during their college years than their non-college-attending peers.
Know why? 'Cause those vandalizing, underage drinking, date-rape-drug-seeking, cheating plan-crafting, backwards baseball-capped, drivers of expensive cars bought by their parents, know that, unlike poor, black, or brown kids, if caught they'll likely get off free.

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