Overheard in the coffee shop

These are the reasons I always have the iTunes earbuds in:

From the clatter of bimbos chattering about their planning sessions for Spring Break--which they're already thinking about more than the actual, y'know, school work that they're supposed to be doing beforehand:

"Well, they acted like real jerks, but
It was just 'cause they were, like, drunk,
So it's okay."

"Oh, yeah, that's right."

As my buddy Quantzalcoatl would say, "we're fucking doomed."

Sheesh.