"Minutemen"'s fence lasts not much more than that; price: $20M

$20M 'fence' scrapped for not catching enough illegals

Right. 'Cause in order for it to work, those lard-assed high-cholesteroled, assault-rifle-toting, lawn-chair-overflowing "patriots" woulda had to stand up and actually chase somebody. Only these Jack-Bauer-fellating "Minutemen" (that about how long you typically last, stud?) would have the gall to call themselves after the rawboned old farmers and green country boys who actually stood against tyranny at Lexington and Concord.

These guys were the real "patriots":



These guys? Not so much.



Snark alert: the domain minutemanborderfence.com is now for sale. My, my: that didn't take long, did it?