Gerson on Chimpie's speechimacatin'

This one was too good to pass up:

Absent a script, Bush couldn’t get from a subject to a verb without breaking his ankle.

Chimpie has always achieved every "success", since freshman year, by doin' what the smart boys/upperclassmen/COO's/Vice-Prez have told him to do. He has never worried about whether he was making his own decisions. It would never occur to him that he's spent his life like a ventriloquist's dummy with Cheney's hand up his ass.

He's like Charlie McCarthy in a Brooks Brothers suit.