Thanks, I'll stick with the analog, dead-trees version

Here's why I won't be converting to an e-book reader any time soon:

Kindle patents suggest that part of the enjoyment of a good eBook might one day include “advertisements throughout the e-books, from the beginning to the end, between chapters or following every 10 pages, as well as in the margins.”

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Thanks but no thanks.