Two more who didn't get their asses kicked hard enough in high school...

(1) Whoever is the ad-agency genius who came up with the high concept for the new Nick Lachey commercial in which he minces through his day, totting up come-on looks he gets from teenage models on a little audience-counter thingie.

(2) Nick Lachey himself, for thinking anyone over the intellectual age of nine would find him, or the commercial, appealing. The dumb fucker is so self-absorbed he makes Jessica look like Jane Addams.

Jeeeezus.